Computer computer (alil PS)

Weee UPSR over now i can play com ps 2 in peace!!!! freedom taste like chicken very tasty chicken you wan 2 know why because i can do wat ever i wan i can walk around and waste time go to the park anything so good!!!

YES UPSR NOT MY thing

YES YES YES!!!!! UPSR IS finally OVER!!!!!!!!!! OVER U HEAR ME!!!!! WAHAHAHAHA

For my Sis And Bro

Hey Guys Wazzap hope u doing weeelllllll im doing fine anyway i wish u all the luck u need and more : P

toes stuck in ur nose?

This is hilarius .Once i was trying 2 get my toes up my feet coz my bro said if i did it he would gime me 10 ringgit. so i tried it a few times but it diddnt work. so i asked him 2 watch me do it and he pushed my head down when i was doing it and my toe got stuck up my nose......

Intro

Im not Veli GUd wif My introduction But hEre Goes My NaMe is Wesleyng U can Call ME wes Or Dark asassin Im 12 this year My Bday is On 03-09-1995 my Zodiac is a pig my Astro comment is virgo My hobbies are posting blogs,playing dota,swimming,go carting,playing badminton and so on if u are interested 2 do anything with me u can chat with me on windows live manager my email is wesleyngweli@hotmail.com

doctor Joke

A woman called a doctor and said:Doctor Doctor my husband swallowed a mouse.The doctor replied:Ok wave a piece of cheese in front of him until i get there. 15 minutes later the doctor reched the womans house and saw the woman waving a piece of sardine in front of her husband so the doctor said:i said A piece if cheese not a sardine!!! the woman answered i know you did but 1st i have to get the cat out!!!

Funny Jokes Pls Read

1) Knock Knock
Whos There
will u remember me in a day?
Yes
Will u remember me in 2 days
Yes
Knock Konck
whos there
U c U have forgotten me aledi
2) In a Plane after the seat belt light went off a man abt 6Ft tall staned up and shouted with his hand up 'HIJACK' Everybody stay seated in their chair quietly waiting for the worst to happen. 2 stweards were abt to jump on him to overpower him suddenly they heard 'Hi John'
Moral:If u have a friend named JACK Hell DONt call Him ON A Plane
It will Get u in to DEEp SHIT

AH BIRTHDAY and UPSR same day!?!?

This Sux like Crap man MY bDay is On the DaY UpSR starts Its DRIving Me NutS Oh perhaps U Might U wanna Know ME?!?! OR u Too Stupid Huh? JUz JoKIng MY name IS weSleY Ng COme C me AT wesleyngweli@hotmail.com Its mY Email HEAHAHEHAHE!!?!?!??? U can Call Me DarkASSasin AS u CAn C my WritIng IS liKE A ManiAC MUaHahHAhAhA WahAhA!?!HAH My Fav Colour IS BlacK ANd red COz I LOke Blood HAHA Thats Abt AllHeRE Ill STop UnTil My BdAy iS oVer OR sO CaLL UpSr