doctor Joke

A woman called a doctor and said:Doctor Doctor my husband swallowed a mouse.The doctor replied:Ok wave a piece of cheese in front of him until i get there. 15 minutes later the doctor reched the womans house and saw the woman waving a piece of sardine in front of her husband so the doctor said:i said A piece if cheese not a sardine!!! the woman answered i know you did but 1st i have to get the cat out!!!